Saturday, April 30, 2011


I suppose this will be a short blog since the real action's going to happen tomorrow ( Aquaman's paying my into paintball. Woot Woot). .

Something like this, but I doubt there'll be any legal or hot chicks
So a more bulkier blog will be in order tomorrow

But I digress, back to the mission at hand.

Man kids are turning into weak shit nowadays. Had to travel roller rink to pick up my brother and I saw some kids skating around with the oddest thing in front of them... A three legged walker with wheels..
Sadly enough I didn't want to risk looking like a pedophile photographing peoples kid
so here's a picture of a majestic platypus 
I dunno, it just seems like some unseen force is doing everything in it's power to pussify kids or just make them flat out retarded these day. I don't know about you, but when I was learning how to ride a bike or roller skating/blading, my incentive on learn was not to fall the fuck down (training wheels on the bike sucked so much that it was like they weren't even there). And it worked like a charm.
Bike riding in my days = Capom level difficulty

Now I'm not hashing the ideal of training wheels for other things like bicycles, it's just I (as a faceless individual online) draw the line on rolling walkers for rolling skates. It just feels like parents are replacing something they should do with their kids with a bundle of sticks (or fags if you will), that just seems like lazy parenting to a analytic person like me. It's up there with the banning the use of writing failing grades with red ink, because some people argue that it upsets the kiddies.....and not the fact that they failed

Sooner or later, the little tykes are going to pull this crap by the masses

Guess I'll just leave this now not so short blog turn rant

Till Sunday, laterz

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