Tuesday, April 26, 2011

LoL o' Clock

For awhile now I knew that I would have to fight some stray animal in defense of my dog Max..... little did I know, that animal would be some bitch of a cat =_=.
Fucking Cats
We were just mind our own business at park waiting for my jogging buddies, when suddenly (!!!) Feral Cat appeared. It was quite the weird, we (we and my dog) were still near my car, texting my friends to see where they were at, this stray cat kept inching towards us and would not stop meowing. I did not foresee that damned cats intention until it was too late....

Sorta like this
My first response was to pick up Max and put em behind me, but the cats retard phasers were set to "DICK MODE" and keep trying to slap him.

=_= I had to show that pussy it's place
Replace the dog with a cat and you've got the geest

So I kicked the cat in the head. It wasn't too hard, just a warning tap...... I should have realized that there are no warning taps in the jungle earlier, but the cat was ever the retard and persisted on its assault. I'm not one for animal cruelty, but I prioritized my dogs safety over some dumb cat....so I up the cat kicking voltage

So yea, I proceed to kick the cat in the head. In a public park. In front of "the children" (there was a little league practicing at said park). A few kicks later, the retard cat finally realized that I'm not afraid to beat an animal to death (Monster Hunter harden me to that), the cat hid under a truck..... I said, "screw it", and called it a victory... That was until Kent pointed out that Max had a scar on his face.... I can say with confidence, that when I left that cat at the park....it truly understood what fear was....


  1. Your dog needs to man up, er, dog up, er whatever, it's a pussy.

  2. Dogs aren't as fast as cats, but they are stronger. but yea fuck cats

  3. In Max defense, whenever he tries to fight another animal, I stop him and swing him behind me ( he's a Dachshund-Rottweiler mix so it's easy to lift him on his body leash). I can't really have him fighting strays since don't know if they're feral and diseased and I wouldn't have enough money to him the needed shots :/